A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
| Cheese Sandwich $1.50 |
| Chicken Sandwich $2.50 |
| Hand Job $10.00 |
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "Indeed I am."
The man replies "Well wash your damn hands, I want a cheese sandwich."
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Good one!