conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles
indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that just drink
coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause more than
three times as many accidents.
This message is sent by someone who cares about your well being.
Healthy and Happy New Year 
