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Punchlines Do you know the joke?

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FicklePickleTickle
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Post a punchline to a joke you've heard. The next person will post the setup, if possible, or say nope they don't know it. Either way, they post a new punchline and continue.

I'll start with an oldie, but a goodie:

"If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the Talcum Powder!"
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:d/ Are you going to the Bar-B-que?

The Bar-B-Que that goes on your grille !:d/
Buddybear
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So the Pope turned to President Nixon and said, "Okay, you fuck the parrot and I'll take the monkey."
You've been a bad girl! Now take your pajamas off and go to my room!
ChaCha
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No...but I wish I didsmile


"So, Why the long face??"
FicklePickleTickle
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[Set up for first joke: A guy walks into a drug store and asks the clerk where the talcum powder is. The clerk say, "Walk this way, sir". The man gets upset, and says, "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the talcum powder!"]


A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "So, why the long face?"

"No, it's just ice cream."
The reviews are in. Here's what people are saying about FicklePickleTickle:
"BestCukeOnTheVine" - LusciousLola.
"Pickle juice rocks!" - curiousbutterfly.
"Pickles is really a jalapeño" - sw33tang3l
"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
"FTP makes me wet. . ." - imhapless.
"Always thought he was dill but he's actually a sweet pickle." - kinkygirl.
Jillicious
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RAAAWWWWWRRR!
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