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marcosurbina
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After playing on the playground at school, Tommy came home with some new words in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they meant, he went to his mother.

"Mom, what's a pussy?"

Not at all shocked by the question, she opened up an encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a cat. He then asked "What's a bitch?" Once again, not at all disturbed, she opened the encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a female dog.

Confused, little Tommy then went to his father. "Dad, what's a pussy?"

He felt that it was time for his son to learn about life and opened up a porno and circled the area between a womans legs. Enlightened, he then asked him, "Then what's a bitch?" His father replied, "Everything outside of the circle."

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Marcos ,, I have been sitting on this story for a long time now . ,, And I am Glad You told This One ,, AND NOT ME!!!
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That's about as funny as watching someone get mugged.

I think we should pull the plug on the sexist crap, guys. Nobody wins with this kind of, eh...humor. Reign it in, please.
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This is one of the best ones to tell ,, if need to piss women off!
That's why I didn't post it.
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Quote by marcosurbina
After playing on the playground at school, Tommy came home with some new words in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they meant, he went to his mother.

"Mom, what's a pussy?"

Not at all shocked by the question, she opened up an encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a cat. He then asked "What's a bitch?" Once again, not at all disturbed, she opened the encyclopedia and showed him a picture of a female dog.

Confused, little Tommy then went to his father. "Dad, what's a pussy?"

He felt that it was time for his son to learn about life and opened up a porno and circled the area between a womans legs. Enlightened, he then asked him, "Then what's a bitch?" His father replied, "Everything outside of the circle."


My mom sent this to me a while back and I laughed then, almost as much as I did this morning!!! Thank-you Marco!
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"Everything outside of the circle."


Funny as hell. It's only a joke, and we get hit with "men" jokes, too. All taken in stride.
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"Everything outside of the circle."


Funny as hell. It's only a joke, and we get hit with "men" jokes, too. All taken in stride.


That's right, Rocco. Here are some men jokes. There are many men jokes, these are only a few (made up by women and I´m never upset by women's humor).

Ha, ha, ha, she traded her husband!

A traveling saleswoman is driving toward home in Arizona when she sees an Indian woman hitchhiking. She stops the car and the Indian woman gets in. After a bit of small talk, the Indian woman notices a brown bag on the front seat.

"What's in the bag?", she asks.
"It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband".

The Indian woman is silent for a while, then nods and says, "you made a good trade".

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A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night:
5% said it was to get a glass of water.
12% said it was to go to the toilet.
83% said it was to go home.

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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My brother got thrown out of the zoo last week. I said, 'Why was that?'
He said, 'I fed the monkeys.'
I said, 'You got thrown out of the zoo for feeding the monkeys?'
He said, 'Yes, I fed them to the lions.'

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The average man can see better than he can think.
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Funny as hell. Shame it's true
mercianknight
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Loved them all Marco - keep it funny.
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