The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my God!". said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"
The Doctor leading the tour explained, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."
"Oh I am sorry", said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.
"Oh my God!", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."
_______________________________________________________________
Life is too damn short to take too damn serious.
Join the best erotica focused adult social network now
Login
Queen of England Visiting A Hospital
it's Canada...Babe
Active Ink Slinger
Mein Gotte!! I need better insurance!!!
Active Ink Slinger
Hmmms....for those wondering about their health plan, I'll just point out the story didn't specify if the nurse was male or female. Just saying.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Active Ink Slinger
I would guess that depends minimally on one's degree of tolerance for facial hair stubble
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
Active Ink Slinger
I dunno chef. This guy looks fairly young, and try getting anything around this face full of fuzz.
