Question and answer

If by freaked out you mean absolutely having the time of my life, then yes!

If a local aquarium offered overnights where you could throw a sleeping bag down on the floor and spend the night, would you be interested?

Yes. I love aquariums. Been to several nice ones in my travels. Sadly, my city doesn't have one. Have to go to Toronto.

Would you rather go to a zoo or an aquarium?

Depends on my mood, but aquariums are more calming.

Ever had to replace a windshield? (Windscreen, for you Brits).

Yes a few times

Do you always wear underwear

Not when I am swimming, taking a shower, or having sex

Which Lush version is better, this one or the original?

Original

What turns you on

Crap, I could write a whole essay on that one. It's kind of variable, too. Sometimes it's physical attraction to someone, sometimes it's a personality thing with someone, sometimes it's an idea or fantasy that wanders through my mind. God, I could keep going.

Do you fantasize about co-workers or other people you meet in non-sexual, non-romantic contexts?

Yes

When do you normally masturbate

Normally at least once before going to sleep and before starting my day. Sometimes a few more times scattered throughout as needed. More lately, been all riled up.

How often do you masturbate?

At least once a day

Where do you masturbate

In bed

Have you ever been engaged in butt play, and found something you shouldn’t have?

No, but when Seth and David have misplaced something, I can usually pull it out of my ass! 😊

What's the most interesting item of decor you have in the room you're in?

A coaster that was given to me by a crush...

That aint going anywhere.

In the past week, have you been happy for yourself?

I've been happy with myself, if that's the same thing.

Has anyone ever deliberately tried to make you feel bad about yourself?

All through high school pretty much. Bullies. You know I hate 'em.

What amazing realization about yourself did you have later in your life?

That my life could go on being fruitful and fun, even though my wife had passed away.

Have you ever engaged in intercourse while watching a sporting event on TV?

Never.

Has your SO ever gotten you interested/participating in some hobby, interest, or pastime that they love?

Yes in baking

Have you ever hit SO and he fell down?

No. He's big and I'm small.

What's the last ethnic food you ate?

Sushi for lunch yesterday (along with a mix of other Japanese plus some Thai and Korean dishes)

What sexual fantasy that you haven't done before is top of your list to fulfill?

Sleeping with someone famous

What's the longest you've gone without sex

Four months.

Have you ever had a recurring sexual dream?

No.

What is the average number of hours you spend on Lush?

Maybe an hour a day. I kind of juggle several regular sites.

What was the last story you read on Lush?

Precipice by Wannabewordsmith

What is your favorite Lush story genre?

Lesbian or straight sex.

What was the last thing you bought as a gift?

A fridge magnetic on holiday for a friend

What do you like as a gift

Diamonds are the girls best friend

Where shall I wear the diamond?

How about in my bedroom?

Then I'm sure we could find some creative places for you to wear the diamond. After all, I'm sure you just love finding new places to wear diamonds!

What's your favorite bird?

Duck look nice taste even better

What your favourite takeaway