Well, I've hit on a FWB's sibling, and now he lives with us!
Have you ever been stuck in an elevator with someone to whom you were attracted?
I've never been stuck in an elevator but since I have a roving and appreciative eye I'm certain I've ridden in an elevator with someone to whom I'm attracted multiple times. Getting stuck with them, especially if just the two of us, sounds fun though!
HYE hit on someone half your age and ended up having sex with them?
Gets me out of doors at least. Depends on the yardwork. Digging holes and such is kind of off my radar now given back and knees. But mowing the lawn or basic pruning, trimming, and weeding I am good with in the right mood.
Is gardening a hobby of yours, or ever likely to be?
A birthday gift of a different sort. From the 2024 Dirty Talk contest.