They said it, not me:
Christianity claims over and over that the church is founded on Christ and is not dependent on any worldly reality, but in actual fact it depends on women's bodies to give it its saints and sinners. It was the Word/God that divided the sexes, and established the war of desperate need between them. It is, time and time again, God's Word that women are not allowed to represent.
-- Rebecca S. Chopp
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.
-- Dick Brandon
Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.
-- Woody Allen
If we think of love as in itself the answer to all the problems human beings face, we will constantly be disappointed by it. If we search for perfection in a mate and refuse to be satisfied by anything less than that, we will never really experience sexual or marital love. If we are unwilling to undergo the interpersonal negotiations. . .we will never be able to give our love to anyone. Since love does not simply happen, as I have been suggesting, it must emerge as the saving remnant of our endless yearning for happy and meaningful lives.
-- Irving Singer
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.
-- Woody Allen
Lust isn't all there is to sex. Sex isn't all there is to love. But love is almost all there is to life.
-- Eddie Cantor
Men mistake friendship, but not sex, for love; women mistake sex, but not friendship, for love.
-- Peter Wastholm
Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
-- Michael Sinz
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . . the other eight are unimportant.
-- Henry Miller
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Woody Allen
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
-- Billy Joel
We find that the sexual instinct, when disappointed and unappeased, frequently seeks and finds a substitute in religion.
-- Baron Richard Von Krafft-Ebing