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Redneck Dictionary

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Kornpopper
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Ok so Jeff Foxworthy started this so I thought I would bring it here. The objective is to give us a word and then use it in a sentence that has the opposite meaning of the word.

Example:

Poppyseed

You boys get back in the house before poppyseed what you done.

Use whatever word you like. Now do you know one?
The decisions we make dictate the life we have.
Follow your dreams, for those that do not will only try to discourage others.
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Morass

Don't go out trolling again tonight, you don't need morass.
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balls

One of the reasons Tiger Woods is playing so well is because before each of his tee shots one of his groupies takes out his balls ans kisses them.
Kornpopper
Advanced Wordsmith
Timbucktoo

Well Tim and me was at the water hole last night when we meet these three little cooties and brought them home with us, I buck one and Timbucktoo.
The decisions we make dictate the life we have.
Follow your dreams, for those that do not will only try to discourage others.