Three Irish men have committed adultery Shaun Pat and Mike. All three are standing outside the church confessional,
trying to figure out who faces Fr Connelly first. Finally they Draw straws, Pat gets the short end.
Pat enters the confessional booth and says.
Bless me father I have sinned I committed adultery 3 times
Fr: Pat that is a real serious sin. I hope it was not with any fellow parishioners?
Pat: I know farther, but I can’t tell., it is it up to them to Confess
Fr: Pat if I mention a name just nod you head if it was one. Was it Mrs. Murphy?
Pat: I don’t think it is right for me to say either way I can’t
Fr: Was it Mrs. Muldoon?
Pat: Father even if it was I don’t feel right telling you.
FR: Was it Mrs. Collins.
Pat: Father I will not say but I'm sorry for my sins
Fr: Ok go to the alter and say 10 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Mary’s
Shaun and mike wait outside
Well Pat how did it go with Fr. Connelly?
Pat: He gave me 10 Our Fathers and 10 Hail Mary’s plus 3 new leads
