Probably heard of these ones before?
THE EXAMINATION
Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. The Doctor said, "Get undressed.
Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table." She did, whereupon the doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her private parts.
After a couple of minutes he asked, "How does that feel?"
" Wonderful," she replied, "but the discharge is from my ear!"
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A couple went to a nudist beach on a certain day to relax, laying there in the sand. She, completely naked, was reading a book, as suddenly a bee got into her vagina. The husband quickly took her to hospital, and inmediately a doctor, who was black, sent them into the office.
As the woman was on the examining table, the black doctor asked her to spread her legs wide. He said:
"Oh, we have a pretty difficult situation here. This stuff is too bad. The bee has gone too far inside you. But if your hausband grants permission, I might add some honey to the tip of my penis, and introduce it slowly to the entrance so atract -draw- the bee out.
The husband says, yes, of course, no problem. You just go ahead, doctor.
The doctor begins to push his dick into the woman's cunt, but out of the sudden, he starts stroking her, to bang her as hell!!
The spouse complains in loudly:
"Hey, but... what do you think you're doing?!!
The doctor says, gasping for air:
"This bee won't come out. I'm gonna drown the bastard!
