A gentleman of 50 marries a beautiful 24 year old, and she wanted to go to a romantic european village for the honeymoon. They find a small village in France where little has changed in some 300 years and it's perfect. Their hotel room is just right, the dinner they're served before they go to bed is delicious, and they passionately make love.
She tell him "you always know the time here because the constable rings the bells every hour, so every hour we will make love."
After two rounds the guy's okay, but a little tired. He tells her "I"m gonna go grab another bottle of wine, I'll be right back!" He takes off and sure enough he finds the constable under the bell tower.
"Hey, you're doing a fine job with the bells, but here's a hundred euros to ring them every TWO hours instead."
"Ah, sir I would be delighted to oblige you, but a young lady had already offered me two hundred euros to ring them every HALF hour..."
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