A man going on a long business trip wants to make sure his wife can still find satisfaction, but still be faithful. He goes to an adult store. He explains his situation to the clerk. The clerk asks, "How about a RoboDildo?" Let me demonstrate."
"Robo Dildo, doornob". The Robo Dildo flies to the doorknob and repeatedly pokes it.
The clerk says, "Robo Dildo, box." The Dildo flies back into the box. The man buys.
He goes on his business trip but forgets to tell his wife how to stop it.
A few days into her husband's trip, the wife says, "Robo Dildo, pussy."
The Robo Dildo does its thing, but won't stop. It keeps going and going. In desperation, the wife decides to drive to the hospital. On the way over, she is pulled over for speeding. She explains her situation to the officer.
Doubting her story, the officer says, "Robo Dildo, my ass."
