"I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."
Rocco bought her a scale.
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When Rocco got home last night, Techgoddess demanded that he takes her someplace expensive.....
so, he took her to a gas station.
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Techgodees is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, Rocco:
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."
Rocco replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
Funny ones, Marcos-Spanish Name, but get that scale outta here.