Rocco is in this country for about 6 months, he walks to work every day and passes a shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes. After about 2 months he saves the $300.00 the shoes cost and purchases them.
Each Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance at the church basement, so Rocco seizes the opportunity to wear his new Bocceli leather shoes to the dance.
He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?"
Sophia, startled, says " Yes, Rocco, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?"
Rocco replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes, How do you like them?
Next he asks Rosa to dance, after a few minutes he says to her "Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight?"
Rosa answers!, " Yes, Rocco, I do , but how do you know that.
He answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like them?"
Now the evening is almost over and the last song is being played. Rocco asks Carmella to dance.
Mid way through the dance his face turns red. He says "Carmella, still my heart, please, please tell me you wear no panties tonight, please, please, tell me this true,"
Carmella answers, " Yes, Yes Rocco, I wear no panties tonight."
Rocco gasps and says, "Thank God... thought I had a crack in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes.
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