Roses are red,
And this is getting a bit droll.
The rhymes are exhausting,
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Roses are Red
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Rott ist die Rose.
Wie meine Wangen,
Wenn fühle mich böse.
Du hast den dicken Schwanz,
Ich weiß das, wirklich,
So zwing es, ganz'!
Sofort! Ich will dich...
Wie meine Wangen,
Wenn fühle mich böse.
Du hast den dicken Schwanz,
Ich weiß das, wirklich,
So zwing es, ganz'!
Sofort! Ich will dich...
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Rot sind die Rosen
Wenn es Liebe nicht gibt
Kann Lust das nicht lösen
Scheisse, auf Deutsch geht es nicht
Wenn es Liebe nicht gibt
Kann Lust das nicht lösen
Scheisse, auf Deutsch geht es nicht
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Roses are red
The rhymes here a fine
there are many other threads
Hope you have a great time
The rhymes here a fine
there are many other threads
Hope you have a great time
Active Ink Slinger
Rose are Red
Sorry don't speak German
Please no lecture
I do not need a sermon
Sorry don't speak German
Please no lecture
I do not need a sermon
Weaver of Words
Roses are red
Daisies are not
And now that
Is all that i got
Daisies are not
And now that
Is all that i got
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Roses are red
And pooped on by birds
the scent of the flower
Is masked by the turds
And pooped on by birds
the scent of the flower
Is masked by the turds
Weaver of Words
Roses are res
Tulips are pink
My dinner dishes
Are still in the sink
Tulips are pink
My dinner dishes
Are still in the sink
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Quote by patokl
Rot sind die Rosen
Wenn es Liebe nicht gibt
Kann Lust das nicht lösen
Scheisse, auf Deutsch geht es nicht
Einfach tollllllll
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Quote by AnnaK87
Einfach tollllllll
Danke!
Rot sind die Rosen
Ich hasse der Wecker
Aber auch ohne Brot
Finde ich Hamburger lecker
Wie English, nicht meine erste Sprache, aber ich liebe Herausforderungen.
For those that can't read German:
Roses are red
My alarm-clock is crummy
Even when there's no bread
I think a Hamburger's yummy
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Roses are red
The rhymes are quite funny
I roll on the floor
Holding my tummy
The rhymes are quite funny
I roll on the floor
Holding my tummy
Fancy Schmancy
Roses are red
Ultraviolet is blue
Spray a crime scene with luminol
Blood will shine through!!
Ultraviolet is blue
Spray a crime scene with luminol
Blood will shine through!!
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Roses are red
I am quite happy
Excuse me but
I may get sappy
I am quite happy
Excuse me but
I may get sappy
Active Ink Slinger
Roses are red
And sometimes on sale
If you buy me a few
Ship, do not mail
And sometimes on sale
If you buy me a few
Ship, do not mail
Fancy Schmancy
Roses are red
Noodles are floppy
Do you need the original
Or can I send you a copy?
Noodles are floppy
Do you need the original
Or can I send you a copy?
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Roses are red
like my cheeks, when I blush
which quite frequently happens
when I'm having a crush
like my cheeks, when I blush
which quite frequently happens
when I'm having a crush
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Roses are red
Steak should be pink
Depends who cooks it
Dont you think
Roses are red
Chocolates are so yummy
I did have a box earlier
Now they are all in my tummy
Roses are red
I am getting good at this
I should enter them as poetry
Just stfu John
Steak should be pink
Depends who cooks it
Dont you think
Roses are red
Chocolates are so yummy
I did have a box earlier
Now they are all in my tummy
Roses are red
I am getting good at this
I should enter them as poetry
Just stfu John
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Quote by LaylaJune
Roses are red
Noodles are floppy
Do you need the original
Or can I send you a copy?
I do hope its only noodles you come across that are floppy
. 
Fancy Schmancy
Quote by simplyjohn
I do hope its only noodles you come across that are floppy
Thank you for the welfare check, my dear - no problems to report.
Here's another ditty:
Roses are red
Delivery costs make me blue
With Amazon Prime
They ship free to you
Unfuckwithable
Quote by LaylaJune
Thank you for the welfare check, my dear - no problems to report.
Here's another ditty:
Roses are red
Delivery costs make me blue
With Amazon Prime
They ship free to you
and you get that free TV/dvd thingy...
roses are red
my wine is nearly finished
it could be time for bed
but my lust has not diminished
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
Fancy Schmancy
Roses are red
Mt. Rushmore is big
Is that Trump's own hair
Or does he wear a wig?
Mt. Rushmore is big
Is that Trump's own hair
Or does he wear a wig?
)
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Roses are red
Sold at the mall
Planted near your house
They grow up the wall
Sold at the mall
Planted near your house
They grow up the wall
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Roses are red
Their thorns are picky
You try that and
I'll give you a hickey
Their thorns are picky
You try that and
I'll give you a hickey