Roses are red
Pretzels have salt
When I say I forgive you
I still think it's your fault
Fancy Schmancy
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Roses are Red
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Roses are reddish
Like that guinea pig
That lives on Trump's head
Or is that a wig
And that noisy opening
Beneath his toupet
Should we call it a TRUMPet
Or is that not okay?
Like that guinea pig
That lives on Trump's head
Or is that a wig
And that noisy opening
Beneath his toupet
Should we call it a TRUMPet
Or is that not okay?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quantum Tease
Roses are red,
And rightfully so.
But some petals are pink,
And soft, don't you know?
And rightfully so.
But some petals are pink,
And soft, don't you know?
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Roses are red
But I'd rather feel
Those soft pinky petals
Your panties conceal
But I'd rather feel
Those soft pinky petals
Your panties conceal
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quantum Tease
Roses are red,
Pink petals can open
Revealing a spot
That just might be swollen
Pink petals can open
Revealing a spot
That just might be swollen
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Roses are red
When those petals part
The sight of it certainly
Makes me real hard
When those petals part
The sight of it certainly
Makes me real hard
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Roses aren't red
to us color-blind few
but they're soft and they're pretty
and remind me of you
to us color-blind few
but they're soft and they're pretty
and remind me of you
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Roses are red
From the vine they are cut
To make an impression
and hide your beer gut
From the vine they are cut
To make an impression
and hide your beer gut
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Roses are red
I just hit a bump
Sorry A.B. I did
Not see your rump
I just hit a bump
Sorry A.B. I did
Not see your rump
Quantum Tease
Roses are red,
And, though that is said,
Rump views are good,
Let's have that understood!
And, though that is said,
Rump views are good,
Let's have that understood!
Unfuckwithable
Roses are red
its time for my bed
come, bring your rump
our uglies, let's bump
its time for my bed
come, bring your rump
our uglies, let's bump
Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
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Roses are red
My rump is small
When I bend in my scrubs
Nothing hangs out, at all
My rump is small
When I bend in my scrubs
Nothing hangs out, at all
Unfuckwithable
Quote by apptobebad
Roses are red
its time for my bed
come, bring your rump
our uglies, let's bump
====================
Roses are red
But you're not in my bed.
Bump uglies you said?
We do in my head.
But your uglies are lovely
And you do taste like honey.
So dream of us now
And our spoken vow.
To be together forever
And to part? Never ever.
You've made me your wife
Together for life.
Love you Lulu
Sweet dreams baby. 
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Roses are red
like the skin on a cherry
Why do they make books
that are so hard to carry?
like the skin on a cherry
Why do they make books
that are so hard to carry?
Fancy Schmancy
Roses are red
Boy babies wear blue
If you tell me you're pregnant
I'll congratulate you!
Boy babies wear blue
If you tell me you're pregnant
I'll congratulate you!
Fancy Schmancy
Quote by Verbal
Roses aren't red
to us color-blind few
but they're soft and they're pretty
and remind me of you
Roses are red
It's you I adore
Each day that passes
I love you more
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Roses are red
and used in a parade
To hide all the holes
My hiccuping made
and used in a parade
To hide all the holes
My hiccuping made
Quantum Tease
Roses are red,
We oft edge the line
With what has been said.
If we go over, fine!
We oft edge the line
With what has been said.
If we go over, fine!
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Quote by LaylaJune
Quote by Verbal
Roses aren't red
to us color-blind few
but they're soft and they're pretty
and remind me of you
Roses are red
It's you I adore
Each day that passes
I love you more
Roses are red
But there's nothing as sweet
As the sight of two people
That make each other complete
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Roses are red
In winter they die
But when spring comes they bloom
and reach to the sky.
In winter they die
But when spring comes they bloom
and reach to the sky.
Fancy Schmancy
Roses are red
One of my favorite things
Is to cuddle in bed
And watch "New Adventures of Old Christine"
One of my favorite things
Is to cuddle in bed
And watch "New Adventures of Old Christine"
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by LaylaJune
Roses are red
One of my favorite things
Is to cuddle in bed
And watch "New Adventures of Old Christine"
In the poem you just wrote
The meter, it falters.
But not one iota
Does my feelings it alters.
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Roses are red
Your Rhyming is funny
It starts out good
Then end likes this
Your Rhyming is funny
It starts out good
Then end likes this
Fancy Schmancy
Roses are red
Horses have hooves
If you sit in my seat
I will ask you to move
Help!! I think I'm addicted!
Horses have hooves
If you sit in my seat
I will ask you to move
Help!! I think I'm addicted!