Roses are Red

Roses are red
The fireworks start
When lovely Heidi
Lights a fart.
.
Sparks of many
Brilliant hues
Green and red
And various blues.
.
It's a display
That can't be beaten
But makes you wonder
What she's eaten.

Roses are Red,
This Saturday night will feel grand,
Fireworks will rise,🎆🎇
Across the land.

Roses are Red,
The heat won't quit,
My car turned into an Easy Bake Oven, 🚗
I was roasted in it. 🥵

Roses are red
Yellow are suns
An Easy Bake Oven?
Show us your buns.
.

Roses are Red,
The Bakery is through,
The Easy Bake Oven, 🚗 is empty,
No buns for you.

Roses are red

Zoey meet Rob

Finding words with two meanings

Is part of his job

Roses are red
I lack culinary arts
I'm only good
At cheesecake and tarts.
.
As for my tastes,
They're not really measurable
Fried eggs or melons:
I find equally pleasurable.

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Roses are red

Heat and humidity

Make sweaty boobs

With great rapidity

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wearing no bra

Helps quite a lot

No panties, either

'Cause "I forgot" 😊

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