Roses are Red

Roses are red
The fireworks start
When lovely Heidi
Lights a fart.
.
Sparks of many
Brilliant hues
Green and red
And various blues.
.
It's a display
That can't be beaten
But makes you wonder
What she's eaten.

Roses are red
Yellow are suns
An Easy Bake Oven?
Show us your buns.
.

Roses are red

Zoey meet Rob

Finding words with two meanings

Is part of his job

Roses are red
I lack culinary arts
I'm only good
At cheesecake and tarts.
.
As for my tastes,
They're not really measurable
Fried eggs or melons:
I find equally pleasurable.

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Roses are red

Heat and humidity

Make sweaty boobs

With great rapidity

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Wearing no bra

Helps quite a lot

No panties, either

'Cause "I forgot" 😊

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Roses are Red,

The fun fades away,

Back to work on Monday,

There's no chance to stay & play.🙁

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With no hands to hold
Yours are free
For acts untold.
.
A little self-service
Fills the long night
Go quick or slow
Whatever feels right.

Roses are Red.
Halfway in the week I be.
Must be Wednesday.
Friday, come find me.

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Slip'ry fingers

Giving pleasure

Which long lingers

Roses are Red,

The weekend is in sight,

Happy Thursday,

For tomorrow's delight.

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'Tis Friday morn

Raise your hand

If you're nether's shorn

😇

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Poetic I don’t wax

But my nether region

There, hair sure lacks

😊

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Nearly every snatch
I've known was covered
By an unruly thatch.
.
Being from an
Older generation
I missed the trend
Of depilation.
.
But with or without
Wax or razors applied
It's all the same
When you get inside.

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Roses are red

Rob's tastes are varied

Whether silky smooth

Or quite hair-ed

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My preference is

For trimmed, at least

No need for a pelt

If I'm to feast

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Roses are Red,
The sunshine's in view,🌞
It's finally Saturday,
The weekend starts true.

Roses are red

Was on the beach

The sun poked out

So did my peach

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Down Jersey way

To go on the beach

You have to pay.

.

For locals

Beach access is free.

But tourists have

To pay a fee

.

(The boardwalk's open

Which is dandy

For t-shirts, corn-dogs

And cotton candy.)

.

Now, tell me Dee

Which township is it

That you prefer

To go and visit?

.

I think I'd gladly

Pay any sum

For a chance to ogle

Your sandy bum.

Roses are Red,

The coffee is brewing,☕

It's finally Sunday,

Then laundry is doing.

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So did my peach

Roses are red

A tempting fruit

Nutritious snack

There's no dispute

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Then laundry is doing.

Roses are red

Laundry, true

But, then again

Who's doing you?

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