Roses are Red,๐น
The week's halfway through,
Happy Wednesday,
The weekend's in view.๐
to "Lynn's "Realm of Dante's"":
Roses are Red, ๐น
It's no realm of Dante's,
Those pesky laundry gremlins, ๐น
Have formed their own families. ๐ฎ
.
The evidence agrees, ๐
The Gremlin Mafia, ๐น๐ฝ๐พ
They never say "please,"
With tiny laundries' fees. ๐ฐ
.
They fence stolen panties, ๐
In underground black-market racks,
Leaving one lonely sock, ๐งฆ
To throw us off track. ๐
.
โ ๏ธ"Leave one sock behind, it's their calling card," you've been warned. โ ๏ธ
To Lynn's Ode:
Roses are Red, ๐น
A suspect's in sight, ๐
Caught by the washer,
In broad daylight! ๐งบ
She turns with surprise,
But something seems wise,
A suspicious little glance,
And mischief in her eyes.
Is she with the Gremlin Mafia crew? ๐น๐ฝ๐พ
Or the mastermind behind what they do?
The evidence mounts,
As investigators shout,
Another pair of panties,
Has mysteriously fled,
Authorities now wonder,
Was the laundry thief misled?
The case grows stranger,
As witnesses testify,
She may be the Gremlin's accomplice,
With secrets she won't deny.
One thing is certain,
Before she can flee,
Someone's stealing panties,
From the laundry machine! ๐