Roses are Red,๐น
The week's halfway through,
Happy Wednesday,
The weekend's in view.๐
to "Lynn's "Realm of Dante's"":
Roses are Red, ๐น
It's no realm of Dante's,
Those pesky laundry gremlins, ๐น
Have formed their own families. ๐ฎ
.
The evidence agrees, ๐
The Gremlin Mafia, ๐น๐ฝ๐พ
They never say "please,"
With tiny laundries' fees. ๐ฐ
.
They fence stolen panties, ๐
In underground black-market racks,
Leaving one lonely sock, ๐งฆ
To throw us off track. ๐
.
โ ๏ธ"Leave one sock behind, it's their calling card," you've been warned. โ ๏ธ
To Lynn's Ode:
Roses are Red, ๐น
A suspect's in sight, ๐
Caught by the washer,
In broad daylight! ๐งบ
She turns with surprise,
But something seems wise,
A suspicious little glance,
And mischief in her eyes.
Is she with the Gremlin Mafia crew? ๐น๐ฝ๐พ
Or the mastermind behind what they do?
The evidence mounts,
As investigators shout,
Another pair of panties,
Has mysteriously fled,
Authorities now wonder,
Was the laundry thief misled?
The case grows stranger,
As witnesses testify,
She may be the Gremlin's accomplice,
With secrets she won't deny.
One thing is certain,
Before she can flee,
Someone's stealing panties,
From the laundry machine! ๐
To Heidi's card: "Quality over Quantity"
Roses are Red, ๐น
A friend is a heart that stays near,๐
Through every high and every low,
A presence always dear.
A hand to hold, a soul that cares,
A quiet comfort when life is hard,
A gentle voice that reassures,
A kindness always on guard.
Not bound by time, nor miles apart,
True friendship knows no end,
For distance cannot change the heart,
When love lives within a friend.๐ซถ
For the ongoing panty quest..
--
Roses are red
And Ode to Lost Panties
Woefully sung
By Panty Vigilantes
--
Will they corner the thief
And deal justice raw?
Or will seduction claim them
Pushing them outside the law?
--
By all accounts
The market thrives
For Zoey's panties
As each lot arrives
--
The bidding is fierce
No quarter given
But consider the source
And all is forgiven!
--
Roses are Red, ๐น
No place feels more like home,
Then safe within her lover's arms,
Wherever they may roam.
Held close with tender care,
She feels completely free,
Wrapped in the warmth of loving arms,
Where she longs to be.
No fear can find her there,
No sorrow lingers near,
For passion speaks through every touch,
And love makes everything clear.๐ซถ