Two older men are talking...
"I had one of those Freudian Slips the other day," one man says.
"What do you mean?" asks the other.
"You know, when you mean to say one thing and you say something else? Like the other day, my wife and I were having breakfast at this restaurant. I asked the waitress for bacon, eggs, and tits. What I meant was...bacon, eggs, and grits!"
"Oh," says the other, "I had one of those the other day, too! My wife was making me breakfast and I said 'you ruined my life, bitch!' But what I meant to say was 'yes, I'll have a banana with my cereal.' "
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Two coworkers decide to play hooky from work on a nice sunny day and go play golf. They start making their way through the course when they get to the start of course three they see two women at the start. Sitting back they wait for the ladies to take their shots, but after fifteen mins the women still haven't hit their balls.
"This is stupid," one guy says. "I'm gonna ask them if we can play through."
He starts walking towards the women who are about 20 feet away, get halfway and the turns back around, walking quickly back to his coworker.
"What's wrong?" The second guy asks.
"This is embarressing," the first says rubbing the back of his neck. "You see one of those women is my wife and the other is my mistress."
"No shit?" The second guy starts to laugh. "Don't worry, ill take care of it."
The second starts to walk towards the women, stops halfway, turns around and quickly walks back.
"What's your problem?" The first guy asks.
"Dude," the second guy pauses before finishing his sentnace. "Its a small world."
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