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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Brought condoms, not a spacesuit....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
"You're as pretty as Mother!"
Don't all penises have scales?
Fucked my ex last night
That's interesting. So did I.
I fucked your ex too
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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I fucked your ex too


Great minds collide smile
You seem wet. Let's fuck.
Do genital warts bother you?
i am a trump supporter

Say. Her. Name.


You look nothing like this (pointing at their online picture)
Hey, does this look inflamed ?
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Do genital warts bother you?



No. Because I love anal.
I hope you love anal!
Click below to see

I live in the sanitarium
I'm quite deranged you know.
Why are cats following us?
Have you ever seen a rash like this?
Let me start this over
You don't mind if I stay here and talk to redseduction instead of going out with you do you? smile
Your mom swallowed every drop
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Wait.I need to wank.
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No. Because I love anal.


I brought my strap on.
DP by me with strap-on?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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I brought my strap on.




And you have syphilis too.
Let's play... CASTRATE YOUR DATE!
i'm so not about drama

Say. Her. Name.


Can't eat I'm not hungry
Do you drool when asleep?