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Ruin a date in 5 words

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My diarrhea just wont stop.
Just loved those baked beans
Like my new anchovy cologne?
Will you please stop farting ?
Don't mind my other date.
I don't wash my innerwears.
I'm not allowed to eat
Let's fuck after this date.
How much do you charge...........?
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
I already don't like you.
Why do you smell fishy?
You have any stuffed animals
How loud can you moan?
you looked much better online.

Say. Her. Name.


Your left breast looks bigger.
My religion forbids physical contact
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I brought my pet snakes.
Can you eat grilled frogs?
excuse me, I'm feeling sick

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Hold my barf bag, please.
Let's play tic tac toe.
We go through decontamination first
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Welcome to my torture chamber
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
When did you bathe last?



i do not drink coffee

Say. Her. Name.


Meet my sock puppet friend.
Quote by lynnwitt
Meet my sock puppet friend.

Wow! You have one too?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quote by patokl
Wow! You have one too?



Can we do this sometime else ? They're doing a sock puppet show !