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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Oh, my husband is here!
Click below to see

I'm hungry. So's my tapeworm.
Your friend has better boobs.
Edit I forgot the 5 words rule !


My wife is in therapy.
I'm not contagious right now
My! You're a chubby one!
Hello!? Who is in there?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
just touch it one time
“It's nice sometimes to open up the heart a little and let some hurt come in. It proves you're still alive.”
I Remember you from Lush!!
Let's listen to Rush Limbaugh.
Shower? Three weeks ago. Why?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Yes, I did just fart.
Shall we make a porno?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Well, it just leaks. Sorry.
Can you squeeze my pimples?
My dog likes humping legs
gotta take a dump first
Hey ! Have we fucked before ?
my cats like to watch
Can your cats join us?
I only have two hours
what is your name again
what's up sunshine
I just shit my pants.
I hate March 5 th
My goat is so sexy
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Did you use birth control???
Welcome to my parent's basement.
I do not drink...... wine......
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i