I'm hungry. So's my tapeworm.
Your friend has better boobs.
Edit I forgot the 5 words rule !
My wife is in therapy.
I'm not contagious right now
I Remember you from Lush!!
Let's listen to Rush Limbaugh.
Shower? Three weeks ago. Why?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i Well, it just leaks. Sorry.
Can you squeeze my pimples?
My dog likes humping legs
Hey ! Have we fucked before ?
Did you use birth control???
Welcome to my parent's basement.
I do not drink...... wine......
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing
In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.
Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i Wanna watch some ducks fucking?