Ruin a date in 5 words

6 Sep 2016

Quote by LaylaJune
I spit in your beer

A man, looking to kiss you, should not be afraid of a little saliva.

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Don't worry, lice don't jump

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i

6 Sep 2016

Wanna meet my three wives?

6 Sep 2016

Wanna see my penis collection?

6 Sep 2016

Let's get our marriage license.

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

6 Sep 2016

I'm on work-release now.

6 Sep 2016

Ruining a first date--

The baby just kicked hard!

Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.

7 Sep 2016

Let's go dumpster diving tonight!

7 Sep 2016

How many men at once??

7 Sep 2016

Your friend's cock is bigger

7 Sep 2016

Me? 18? Oh, you're dyslexic!

8 Sep 2016

Your dad's dick tastes funny

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i

8 Sep 2016

Mom says you kiss funny

8 Sep 2016

I wanna have 10 kids.

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If you haven't already, please check out my story with leftlingula. A husband and wife rediscovered each other and It all started with one simple word...
Nightshade Part 1 & Nightshade: Part 2

9 Sep 2016

My parole officer's dick hurts.

9 Sep 2016

I typically only date whores

I'd love you to check out my latest

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9 Sep 2016

Quote by MadameMolly
I wanna have 10 kids.

Have eight, make two more?

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i

9 Sep 2016

Have Imodium and Ex-Lax, prepared!!

10 Sep 2016

"Tales of Incontinence" is showing...

10 Sep 2016

Is your poo spicy too?

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i

10 Sep 2016

Quote by patokl
Is your poo spicy too?

Well, it's going to be very difficult to beat that one from an eye-rolling standpoint.
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I only have sex with my invisible friend.

14 Sep 2016

My family likes to watch.

14 Sep 2016

I braid my underarm hair

14 Sep 2016

Smile, you're live on cam4.com

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i

14 Sep 2016

Wanna see my toenail collection?

14 Sep 2016

I have the flu. Kiss?

14 Sep 2016

Smile, you're starring on snuffmovies.com

A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i

14 Sep 2016

It's No sex before marriage

14 Sep 2016

Do you see my snuffbox?

Hi, Bronte, and welcome!

15 Sep 2016

Lice aren't really that bad

15 Sep 2016

I was the bearded lady....