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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Hm... do I know you?
I'm wanted in twentythree countries
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Careful! Don't detonate my rucksack!
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
i hate krispy kreme donuts. fucker.

Say. Her. Name.


Hi! I brought my mom.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Just a second..... the voices....
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Hi! I brought my mom.


Your mom is very cute!!!
BACK! Quick use the window
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Your mom is very cute!!!

She's also 82, and straight
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
What's your credit card limit?
want to dine and dash?

Say. Her. Name.


The IRS guy's still here
The VD test was positive.
Come Here! Smell my finger...
The laxative is kicking in
Is your brother dating anyone?
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
Have you kissed a man?
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
I lost my dentures today.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
What is your name again?
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap. 
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If your date is anywhere in the red than it might not be ruined! Lol!



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If your date is anywhere in the red than it might not be ruined! Lol!



Ever considered a boob job?
Calm down it was just a joke...geez

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