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Ruin a date in 5 words

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You're too old for me
Guiness World Record: not bathing
Does premature ejaculation bother you?
My zits squirt. Wanna squeeze?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I'm wearing Eau de Flatulence.
I got the Hershey squirts
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I'm wearing Eau de Flatulence.

Is that similar to Eau de ma belle-mère?

I love my mother-in-law's scent
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
your brother is much hotter.

Say. Her. Name.


STDs I don't have? ...Uhmmmm........
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Give your friend my number
You have caught what disease??
Bubba is interning with me.
You have last year's calendar.
I'll be sixteen next month...
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I'll be sixteen next month...

Dangerous...... might have the opposite effect

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I hope you like pain.....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Dangerous...... might have the opposite effect

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I hope you like pain.....


LOL.... likewise could be opposite for some here....!

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I'm honing my neutering skills.
Took ex with one shot
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
i'm very popular on redtube.

Say. Her. Name.


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i'm very popular on redtube.
I know. Watch you daily....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
This rash really does itch
Hope my laxative starts working
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I know. Watch you daily....


what do you consider stalking?

Say. Her. Name.


This is my parole officer.
Can I borrow some money
You sound like my mom
Satan telepathically gives me directions
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Are you male or female?