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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Quote by homealone71
Calm down it was just a joke...geez

I'm trying to get pregnant.


I didn't mean it in the tone that you took it homealone. I guess our date is ruined...

I want to talk politics
My next date arrives soon.
i expect my payment upfront.

Say. Her. Name.


When did you find Jesus?
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You remind me of Grandpa.
My medication is wearing off.
oh my gawd its so wittle
What was your name again?
The charges? Probably be dropped.
Lynn's penicillin did not work

Quote by Ping
Lynn's penicillin did not work



Lynn couldn't come. I'm Heidi.

I've been so gassy lately
and I thought you were good
Sooo, who's your favorite Kardashian?!?
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Sooo, who's your favorite Kardashian?!?


Good One!!!

Do you like diphallic guys?
What's that you say, Sonny?
Quote by lynnwitt
What's that you say, Sonny?



Do YOU like diphallic guys?
is it always that small?
Mom said home by 10.
I have the kids tonight.
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A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Only in your pants, Love.
All my pets breath fire
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You make the voices stop

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Wait? Are you in yet?
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Wait? Are you in yet?




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I can't find my teeth...
Hi. My name is Lynn.

your sure those are warts
Hi, I'm Ping. I'm sorry.