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Ruin a date in 5 words

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hiddentalent123
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Quote by homealone71
Calm down it was just a joke...geez

I'm trying to get pregnant.


I didn't mean it in the tone that you took it homealone. I guess our date is ruined...

I want to talk politics
adele
Weaver of Words
My next date arrives soon.
honeydipped
The Bee's Knees
i expect my payment upfront.

Say. Her. Name.
Emerson501
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When did you find Jesus?
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lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
You remind me of Grandpa.
marie5555
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My medication is wearing off.
vivien
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oh my gawd its so wittle
adele
Weaver of Words
What was your name again?
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
The charges? Probably be dropped.
Guest
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Lynn's penicillin did not work
lynnwitt
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Quote by Ping
Lynn's penicillin did not work



Lynn couldn't come. I'm Heidi.
Juli969
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I've been so gassy lately
vivien
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and I thought you were good
Emerson501
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Sooo, who's your favorite Kardashian?!?
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Quote by Emerson501
Sooo, who's your favorite Kardashian?!?


Good One!!!

Do you like diphallic guys?
lynnwitt
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What's that you say, Sonny?
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Quote by lynnwitt
What's that you say, Sonny?



Do YOU like diphallic guys?
ginger86
Blonde Ginger
is it always that small?
Guest
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Mom said home by 10.
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
I have the kids tonight.
patokl
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لدي قنبلة
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.

Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
lynnwitt
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Quote by patokl
لدي قنبلة


Only in your pants, Love.
Emerson501
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All my pets breath fire
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apptobebad
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You make the voices stop

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'
Guest
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Wait? Are you in yet?
lynnwitt
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Quote by CURVILICIOUS
Wait? Are you in yet?




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I can't find my teeth...
Guest
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Hi. My name is Lynn.

vivien
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your sure those are warts
lynnwitt
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Hi, I'm Ping. I'm sorry.