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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Your dad's a good kisser
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I'm just waiting for Lynn

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

Quote by apptobebad
I'm just waiting for Lynn

That only enhances the date...

Do you mind bugs?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Quote by apptobebad
I'm just waiting for Lynn




And you're very sweet, Mr P
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Let's watch the election reruns.
I'm married, is that okay?
Quote by MostPreciousLittle
I'm married, is that okay?
Great! Let's invite our spouses.
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
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Great! Let's invite our spouses.


I see what you did!
Quote by MostPreciousLittle


I see what you did!



So, you llike to watch?

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

I brought plenty of bandages....

(or is that bondages?)
You a fan of bondage?
Quote by lynnwitt
I brought plenty of bandages....

(or is that bondages?)



Great minds think alike. ;) You could always ask, "Do you like extreme bondage?" Or you could go with ropes. "Do you like being restrained?"
I eat with my feet
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You a fan of bondage?


Oh, not in particular, though a very mild application might not be a bad thing smile

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DAMN! Where are my teeth?
This blood? From my ex.....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Crap! There's my parole officer
My gram likes to watch
Meet my invisible friend Godzilla...
you looked much younger online.

Say. Her. Name.


Fuck, the toilet wouldn't flush..
The scabs add extra protein - that is just not right but i could not help myself
I braided my pubes today.
Do you give blow jobs lady.
Wanna go shopping after this?
Ouch! My crabs are biting!
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Mine is bigger than yours (so wrong, I know)
I've decided to become celibate
Size doesn't matter, does it?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Happy almost one week anniversary!
Would you meet my folks?