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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Dang, I forgot my wig....
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What is a cum tribute?


Ah, sweet innocence.... yeah, right.
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Dang, I forgot my wig....



I love your old Merkin

Don't forget to sat 'Hi'

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I love your old Merkin


I made it from doghair... smile




Meh, my ex was prettier.

I can’t think of a good tagline so this will have to do. Suggest a better one for me?

the kids are coming too
Let's see.... you're number 23?
I hope you have money
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I can last fifteen seconds!
You're kinda short, aren't you?
giggles its so widdle
The puppets are my friends....
Oops, just shit my pants.
Click below to see

I have twenty seven cats
Trinket is coming along, too.

smile
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Trinket is coming along, too.

smile
I wouldn't mind that... (:


Please don't touch that detonator
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
Let me finish this onion.
i do not drink..... wine
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
I need my foil hat
Wanna play 'the defibrillator game'?
Need to change my tampon
Should I take my viagra?
I don't talk with infidels
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
My other date is late.
Let's do McDonalds before dinner
I'm not allowed near knives.
 Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.