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Ruin a date in 5 words

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seashelle1979
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You weren't your family's favorite.
RonB1
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This call is really important
LittleRobin
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Does this smell like chloroform?
Dian091
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Are you inside me yet?
RonB1
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Dian091
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The blisters are barely noticeable.
naughtysarah28
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I want to marry you (assuming it's first date or something like that)

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Unknown User
I’m a failed porn star
bill11
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Why is you mother calling
Jam_Wil_Mac
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Oops, my nappy needs changed.
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How old are you?
Twisted_Skald
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Why is my wife here?

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

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Unknown User
What is your goal weight? ?
Joinin
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Was that the Health Department?
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Your dad's dick was bigger.
Unknown User
Can I borrow some money!