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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Can I date him also?
Your teeth are really crooked !
I never wash my feet.
You kiss like your dad.
Apparently steroids help with that
Isolation - A Tale Of Star-Crossed Lovers
By
hartclass & CumGirl


My favorite candidate is _________. Doesn't matter who you put in the blank it will cause stress!!!!!
The voices like you too
I'm now hopefully Covid free
Isolation - A Tale Of Star-Crossed Lovers
By
hartclass & CumGirl


I am not racist but
We can't withstand forever - The flame will set us free
As long as we're together - We dance in the ashen rain
Do my eyes look pink?
I suffer from explosive diarrhoea .

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work

Did you bring cash along?
My Stories

No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken


That Special Evening
Dad will drive me home.
I am going to vomit
What is your name again?
You smell like pickle juice
Haven't taken a bath today
Your sister (or brother) is much cuter.
Are those your real breasts?
We are splitting the check
My butt is kinda itchy ???
Is that all there is? (Thank you Peggy Lee & American songwriting team Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller )
My crabs are not trained
My Stories

No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken


That Special Evening
Pick me up a tampon
Do you like tit sweat? ????

My favourite hemorrhoid cream is...

Kite's Kinky Tales

My latest offering -

Once more in Love Poems - My Forever Beauty

My 2 previous submissions:

Both Love Poems

Pearls

As The New Year Dawns

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