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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Did the door just open?

Damn my husband is home!

I haven't killed in ages.

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It's a very small rash.

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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It's stiff for sexy women.

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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My mom's coming with us.

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

Let me get my teeth.

Goodie, my rash is gone.

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This is my granddaughter Erin.

Careful, the dog is horny.

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Careful, the dog is horny.

Edgy and not in a good way. Take care.

Wanna livestream while we fuck?

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

I'm finally over the diarrhea.

I don't usually date down.

Can I borrow your credit cards?

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

Look at my underpants! Shit!

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Are you really wearing that?

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

Oh, sorry - I completely forgot.

Your breath could melt plastic

Did you know I'm vegan?

Oh, it's just you, Rob.

I should have showered first.

Here's my collection of whips.

You should really use mouthwash.

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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Did you vomit recently?

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

Can I call you Melania?

Just now my hubby left

I just use a carrot.