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Ruin a date in 5 words

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My ex is over there
Your not very much fun!
OK to remove my teeth?
Your bum DOES look big!!
Is the required time over
Were those YOUR knees creaking?
I think I followed through
An hour costs how much?
Can you change a five?
i know you'll LOVE yodeling!

Say. Her. Name.


Damn! You got bad breath!
Did you floss this evening?
Oops! Need a new diaper....
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

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Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
My ex boyfriend loved this
Fancy becoming a porn star?
A little kindness can be so valuable, yet costs almost nothing

In many countries being gay is a crime, and even in modern societies, politicians try to legalise discrimination. Your voice can make a difference. Have a look at All Out to find out how.


Hey... pssst.... that's an l (as in luscious) at the end of my name, not an i
My husband will be joining..
Where can I recharge this?
all my exes work here

Say. Her. Name.


Are those real or fake?
So here's my hourly rate . . .
When do we have sex?
Is that your teeth chattering?
This your first time tonight?
Those boogers on the pillow?
Ignore the oozing, it's healing.