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Ruin a date in 5 words

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Wait – those are falsies??

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

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That's the smallest I've seen

This is Roger, my rattlesnake.

Why don't we study accounting?

Do you know Jesus?

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

I forgot my wallet again.

Wanna play video games?

An incredibly talented, but exceptionally modest Polar Bear, often mischievous, but never malicious!

Latest competition story: Fingered Painting

Will you marry me tonight?

Can I eat your toenails?