A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews talking.Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that Gods ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the man and said, Do you know who I am?
The man replied, Yep, sure do.
Aren't you afraid of me? Satan asked.
Nope, sure aint. said the man.
Don't you realize I can kill you with one word? asked Satan.
Don't doubt it for a minute, returned the old man, in an even tone.
Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying agony? persisted Satan.
Yep, was the calm reply.
And you're still not afraid? asked Satan.
Nope, said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, Why aren't you afraid of me?
The man calmly replied, Been married to your sister for 45 years.
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Always love reading/hearing the one. Never fails to make me chuckle.homvLmFIRu0JNTVb
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Good answer.
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Quote by chefkathleenQuote by Charlie_Brown
This is a classic joke that in all reality can be true
It is true. My first hubs was his brother. I'm sure of it.
Damn...how many brothers does he have cos I know I was married to one too...
Quote by Hollywood3Quote by chefkathleenQuote by Charlie_Brown
This is a classic joke that in all reality can be true
It is true. My first hubs was his brother. I'm sure of it.
Damn...how many brothers does he have cos I know I was married to one too...
Quite a few according to some other women I've talked to.
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Quote by chefkathleenQuote by Hollywood3Quote by chefkathleenQuote by Charlie_Brown
This is a classic joke that in all reality can be true
It is true. My first hubs was his brother. I'm sure of it.
Damn...how many brothers does he have cos I know I was married to one too...
Quite a few according to some other women I've talked to.
I think it’s a very large family
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