I used to teach web & graphics design and video editing to priests and nuns. lol. That's probably the most random thing I can say about myself.
I probably have a golden ticken to heaven now. *cough*
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Hmmm... I may be the only 18 yr old girl who doesnt believe in fairy tale endings. Even when I was little I hated disney movies like Cinderalla and Snow white because it all seemed so fake. (Though I would watch Sleeping Beauty repeatedly just bcuz prince philip is drop dead gorgeous) I'm a complete cynic, really. Who the hell is Mr. Perfect? I dont believe in love, only lasting infatuation
ditto on Prince Philip. haha
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I can touch my nose with my tongue
"Trying to find something in my head is like watching an episode of Hoarders!"
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I can't sleep in the same bed with a woman, unless she is in my arms. If she is not in my arms, I toss and turn and wonder what is wrong, is she mad! Not just 1night, every night. My last girlfriend sleep in the guest room, so she wouldn't have to snuggle.
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i love to kiss.....( well who doesn't)
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I'm kind of a jack of all trades. I have rebuilt engines, worked on transmissions, I can do body and paint on a car, carpentry, electrical, plumbing, welding, glass replacement, almost anything mechanical, siding and shingles, etc. The list goes on. I enjoy learning how to do new things.
The decisions we make dictate the life we have.
Follow your dreams, for those that do not will only try to discourage others.
Follow your dreams, for those that do not will only try to discourage others.
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Graduated from high school with three foreign languages, I have a BA in English Lit, and a Masters in Education
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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I still wear the same 32x36 sized jeans as I wore when I was 23 years old. They are not even snug, and no belt required. Finding new 32x36 denim jeans, inside the retailing outlets of Cakeland is another story altogether.
Damned near fcking impossible.
Damned near fcking impossible.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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I have several tattoos, and no, none of them are 'tramp stamps'
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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I still wear the same 32x36 sized jeans as I wore when I was 23 years old. They are not even snug, and no belt required. Finding new 32x36 denim jeans, inside the retailing outlets of Cakeland is another story altogether.
Damned near fcking impossible.
my husband wears 29x34s...find those.. grrrr
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I can open bottles of beer with my toes !!! FACT
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I once worked as a stripper
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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I once was a scientist.
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I Love to read cheesy books about Zombies.
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I called both numbers CG gave me to get naked photos of her, and neither was operational, so I cried myself to sleep. Shame on CG.
You tried both (555)SHAVE4U and (555)FUCKYOU and they didn't work? That's curious; I'll have to get in touch with my long distance provider. I'll get back to you on that, Hap!!!
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I am a grandmother
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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It only took me 12 1/2 years to complete my schooling.
Kindergarten was only half a day.
Kindergarten was only half a day.
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I played (American) Football and ran track in college.
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I just met my 1st 2 lushies IRL this week!