Adele that is cool...hope it went well.
I have dreams that come true.
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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I used to live in Micronesia
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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I have never been west of Tennessee.
Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
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Discovered masterbation my humping my blanket at 5 yrs old
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am sitting in a motel room all alone and horny...sigh
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Purveyor of Sweetness
i really do carry an old fashioned, victorian-styled fan with me everyday. i love the subtle ways a fan can be used beyond the utilitarian.
i am experimenting with making my own.
warning: when i am working a fan my southern drawl becomes much thicker and richer. :-)
i am experimenting with making my own.
warning: when i am working a fan my southern drawl becomes much thicker and richer. :-)
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I have played in bands rendering honors to four different American Presidents; Eisenhower, Nixon, Kennedy, and Johnson, in that order. (Nixon and Kennedy were not president at the time I played honors for them, though).
"There's only three tempos: slow, medium and fast. When you get between in the cracks, ain't nuthin' happenin'." Ben Webster
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Sometimes I pee sitting down! 
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I learned how to play chess at the age of 7 and have played it ever since. I once beat my dad in 6 moves BUT don't remember the combination 
NOW I have 22 chess boards. When I see one I buy it.
NOW I have 22 chess boards. When I see one I buy it. 
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Can solve the Rubik cube in under 3mins.
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I am a HUGE Quentin Tarantino I have every movie he has ever made & a Kill Bill sword (Bill's sword)
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I am a HUGE Quentin Tarantino I have every movie he has ever made & a Kill Bill sword (Bill's sword)
So you look like Quentin Tarantino and you are much larger? Or are you a huge fan?
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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I used to be a teacher
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
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I traveld the world for 1 year
When the shoe is fit the feet are forgoten :Osho
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I can speak Arabic.
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When I was a kid I would tape beetles (the insect) to the underside of a Frisbee, then toss it back n forth with my BFF. Never could disorient them little bastards.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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I used to torture tadpoles i'd fished from the family pond !!