That story is still funny
Love the pun in your headline Nic!
He should have bought this one and quit thresomes outdoors:
Stephanie Swift Love Doll
Vinyl rubber blow-up doll. Vagina and anus are made from a stretchy rubber material. The hole for the vagina is extremely small, with expectations that she'll be stretched and torn.
The vagina/anus area vibrates, controlled by a BP100 power pak which requires 4 AA batteries. Hands and feet separately molded to make them more realistic.
Her right hand is molded to hold something akin to your erection, and easily positioned in front of her mouth. Rotating tongue action.
That'll be the day, when I use a BP100 Power Pack® to get off.
I think the day I have to blow something up to get laid is the same day I kill myself.