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Sex rodeo: classic for Nicola and Rocco

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Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.

Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters".

Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.





For how long would Rocco hold on at rodeo position here?












Q. What did the the tropical storm say to the palm tree?

R. Hold on to your nuts. I'm coming for a great blow job.



You've been on the site over 2 years Marcos, hasn't time flown by!


Well, I do like to rope the stunning Tech Goddess, and go at it bareback as well. But our mutual happiness is more like 8 hours of intensity than 8 seconds.

Well, the stunning Tech Goddess does enjoy rope, and our lovemaking is always bareback. But our mutual intensity lasts for 8 hours instead of 8 seconds.



That was funny, Marcos-Spanish Name.
Mr. Rocco, -italian name- I wish you'd marry Techgaddess and invite me to your wedding. I've got a big bank account to show immigration officials. Dr. Phil's advice.

Ah, don't you give Techgoddes too much rope: probably she won't hold, ha, ha!!






Late Home. It will be boring after you have endured holding steady on the saddle for ten years, Rocco!!!

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....And she's always sound asleep."
Word to the wise.