A couple lay in bed one night.
After a long, hard day the man climbs under the covers and begins to caress his wife in hopes of getting a little action.
A few kisses and touches later, his wife finally says to him, "Sweetheart, not tonight..."
"But why?" the man asks.
His wife replies, "I have to go to the gynecologist early tomorrow morning and I just
took a shower."
Discouraged, the man rolls over and lies awake as his wife falls back to sleep.
Unable to sleep himself, he turns over and gently wakes his wife.
"What is it?" she says.
Her husband asks, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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