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Naughty boy, get over mama's knee right now !
I don't care if our next door neighbor can see us, I'm sure she's seen a naked male getting his hiney spanked over a woman's knee before !
That's it, make all the noise you want, (the doors & windows are all open), this way she knows I'm doing a good job, & if she's curious enough, she could come in & participate in your 50th b'day celebration.
Oh, hi Betty, no, you're not disturbing us. What did he do? Nothing, it's his 50th b'day. Can I wish him a happy b'day as well, when you're done? Yes please.