Sexy, Dirty, Funny Cocktail Names

VIRGIN ON THE ROCK(S)

1/2 oz. Coconut Rum

1/2 oz. Vanilla Vodka

1/2 oz. Cream

1 Ice Cube

In a 2oz shot glass, place an ice cube. Pour all the ingredients over the ice cube. Take the Shot down, without swallowing the ice then lick the booze off the ice once you're done.

A Long Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall

Ice

1 part vodka

1 part sloe gin

1 part Southern Comfort

orange juice, as needed

1 part Galliano

Fill a tall glass half full with ice. Add the vodka, sloe gin, and southern comfort. Add enough orange juice to almost fill the glass then stir gently.

Pour the Galliano over the back of a spoon into the glass so it floats on the top (this is the "wall"). Do not stir.

Serve immediately

HELL'S FAIRY BITCH

2 oz Absinthe

1 oz Lemonade

2 oz Red Bull

2 oz Ginger Ale

1 oz Apple Juice

Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice and shake. Strain and serve in shot glasses.

Quote by louche_lexi

HELL'S FAIRY BITCH

2 oz Absinthe

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Between The Sheets

1 ounce cognac

1 ounce light rum

1 ounce triple sec

1/4 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed

Garnish: flamed orange peel

Add the cognac, rum, triple sec and lemon juice into a shaker with ice and shake until well-chilled.

Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

Flame an orange peel over the top of the drink to express its oils, then discard the peel before serving.

Ha!

In Between the Sheets, someone is having a sweet NAKED LADY.

1 oz. White Rum

1 oz. Sweet Vermouth

Splash Apricot Brandy Liqueur

Splash Lemon Juice

Dash Grenadine Syrup

Fill a cocktail shaker with ice. Add in all ingredients. Shake. Strain into a highball glass.