She fell in love

She fell in love with a gastroenterologist, but all he wanted was anal.

She fell in love with a swimmer, but he was all wet.

She fell in love with a swimmer but all he did was stroke.

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She fell in love with a swimmer but all he did was stroke.

She fell in love with a swimmer and he was all goggle-eyed over her.

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She fell in love with a swimmer but all he did was stroke.

She fell in love with a swimmer and he was all goggle-eyed over her.

She fell in love with a swimmer and dove right in.

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She fell in love with a swimmer and dove right in.

She fell in love with a swimmer who always made her wet.

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She fell in love with a metal-worker but he had a terrible temper.

She fell in love with a glassmaker but got broken.

He fell in love with a traffic warden. He wanted her soft verges but got the hard shoulder.

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She fell in love with Richard, but he was a Dick.

She fell in love with Moby, but he too was a Dick.

She fell in love with a gardener and her flower bloomed

She fell in love with a different gardener but she caught him using hoes.

She fell in love with another gardener but he hated her bush.

She fell in love with a mouse but discovered he was a rat.

She fell in love with a photographer - we'll see how things develop/

She fell in love with a doctor but he kept finding things wrong with her.

She fell in love with a roofer and she was never wet.

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She fell in love with a photographer - we'll see how things develop/

That's pretty old skool. These days she'd probably just feel manipulated ;)

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She fell in love with a photographer - we'll see how things develop.

That's pretty old skool. These days she'd probably just feel manipulated ;)

Yes, I thought of that, but decided to do it anyway.

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She fell in love with a bookmaker - they are bound to have a good time.

She fell in love with a pornographer and it was just work, work, work, work.

She fell in love with a potter, but he had cold slimy hands.

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She fell in love with a potter, but he had cold slimy hands.

She fell in love with a potter and got pinched all the time.

She fell in love with a cowboy and he rode her hard.

She fell in love with a judge and hoped it would be for life.

She fell in love with a fireman because he had a nice hose.

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She fell in love with a fireman because he had a nice hose.

She fell in love with a fireman but he killed the fire in her passion.

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She fell in love with a fireman because he had a nice hose.

She fell in love with a judge but was silenced to life.

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She fell in love with a cowboy

She fell in love with a cowboy who made her ride him night and day.

She fell in love with a gastroenterologist and got orals and anals.

She fell in love with the clarinetist so she could blow his long, stiff ... instrument.😉