Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to
take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny
noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde ) asked me what I was
doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the
Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days
off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked,
'What in the name of good GOD are you doing?'
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.' Go home and recuperate
for a couple of days.'
I jumped down and walked out of the office...
When my co-worker (the blonde ) followed me, the Boss asked her,
'..And where do you think you're going?!'
(You're
gonna
love this.... )
She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
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