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Smart Jude Jude. Speech problems

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marcosurbina
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Three ducks are in a court room. The first duck comes up to the bench and judge Jude asks what is your name, the duck says quack...then he asks, what are you in for? the duck answers I was blowing bubbles in the pond.

Judge Jude gives him 4 months. The second duck walks in and judge asks whats your name?

The duck answers quack quack...then she asks and what are you in for... the duck then answers I was blowing bubbles in the pond.

The judge gives him 4 months. Then the last duck walks in... the judge says let me guess...quack quack quack? the duck then replies:

"No, I'm bubbles".

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7 year old Lebron was in english class when his teacher asked him to use dictate in a sentence so he says....... Lasss night I heard Daddy askin Momma "How do my dictate"?




marcosurbina
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Judge Jude Joke 1

Cross eyed judge Shameless009 looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one: “So how do you plead?” “Not guilty” said the second defendant. “I wasn’t talking to you” the judge replied. “I never said a word” the third defendant replied.


Judge Jude Joke 2

Judge Jude said to his dentist: “Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.”


&&&&&&&&&&&&&Judge Jude joke 3

At night court, a man named Shameless009, was brought in and set before the judge. Judge Jude said:

“State your name, occupation, and the charge.”

The defendant said, “I m Sparks, I m an electrician, charged with battery.”

Judge Jude winced and said, “Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!”


Not this one...


Put him in this one!!