A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell.
The wife answers. ‘Hi, is Jack home?’ ‘
No, he went to the store.’
‘Well, you mind if I wait?’
‘No come in.’
They sit down and the friend says ‘You know Jessica, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.’ Jessica thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Jon says ‘They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks if I
could just see the both of them together.’ Jessica thinks about this and says what the hell, opens her robe and gives Jon a nice long look. Jon thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he can't wait any longer for Jack and leaves.
A while later Jack arrives home and his wife says ‘You know, your weird friend Jon came over.’ Jack thinks about this for a second and says ‘Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?’
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I'm sure I heard that here first on Lush haha
Yep! That's what makes them classics. Good to hear again though.
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"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw