Try this one on for size: Give an object for someone to describe in two rhyming words. Example,-
Two words to describe a wet cat?
Answer: Soggy Moggy.
OK, an easy one to start, What would you call an overweight feline?
Fat Cat
What do you call a rodents home?
Gere's rear
What do you call when Sassy eats Taco Bell?
Loaded Gun
What do you call a shaven Cat?
Hairy Fairy
What about a gargantuan porker?
Big pig.
WWYC a cheeky Scots girl?
A sassy lassie?
A shock Jock?
I'll go with the first one.
WWYC a German guy selling tickets outside a gig on the night?
First one's right Cindy.
A Kraut tout?
WWYC a gent's outfitter on the high seas?
Tailor sailor
A misbehaving dwarf?
Cindy's A misbehaving dwarf. Naughty Shorty?
Tidy things you put shoes on
Neat feet.
Whiffy waterproof footwear?
Smelly Welly
Very warm cooking receptacle
Hot pot?
An enduring smell.
Long Pong?
Sea creature on a plate
Yep!
Fish dish.
A chamber for unhappiness.
@ cindertoffee All I can think of is gloom room or doom room
Mothers pot for flowers
I was thinking "Gloom Room", bobbie. Kudos.
Ma's vase?
(Doesn't work with the American pronounciation of "vase". But you're English...so I'm hoping it's that?).
A seat for looking intently at someone/something.
Quite right Cindy, I speak the Queens English (after a fashion)
Stare Chair ?
A collection of ships and a road (famous for journalism)
Fleet fleet lol
A small, weak water craft propelled by a pole.
Runt Punt ?
Whole thing means "All Fruits" in Italian, or song by Little Richard
Tutti Frutti
An apologetic truck?
Sorry Lorry
A clever expulsion of wind from arse
a smart fart
shakespeare with an erection
Hard Bard
The girl above and a mercenary in feudal Japan
Ginger Ninja
A really useful sweet