After his wife disappeared sailing off the coast of Maine, a man answered his door, early the following morning, to greet a grim-faced State Trooper.
"We have information about your wife," said the Trooper.
"Did...did you find her!?" The husband spoke in a somber, yet hopeful voice.
The Trooper said, "Well Sir, I have some bad news, some good news, and some really good news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the husband said "Give me the bad news first, please."
"The Trooper said, "At 7:05 this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!" Exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The Trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had 29 good-size lobsters clinging to her."
Stunned, the husband demanded, with narrowed eyes, "If that's the good news, what's the really good news?!!"
The Trooper answered, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow..!"
Constant Gardener
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Sounds like it's party time... Don't forget to add some garlic to that butter!